A film memorable for many reasons: its gloom-and-neon palette, the clipped and unnatural performance of its lead actor, and, most notably and confusingly, the strange and unexplained (at least in the film itself) physical tic shared by nearly every primary character. I saw this recently for the first time in more than a decade and […]
Please go view my cat reading Wolf Hall at Cats Hate Reading.
A skeleton, ten inches tall, made of hard spaghetti noodles. Scare the hunger from yourself by dropping the skeleton into a pot of boiling water. Eight minutes later: dinner for one. Developed in concert with food scientist Dave Wells. Also called Skelly Spaghetti. A more heavily spiced version, released only in select markets, called Smelly […]
From the lingering ashes and starglow I have created this one. All components are delicately held in a suspension of whiskey and organic honey. At the very moment the last blog, known now as the old blog, the Tumblr blog, or the white-and-pink blog, was destroyed, its image was recorded here. No record of the […]