Movie Review: Good Morning, Murder

A film memorable for many reasons: its gloom-and-neon palette, the clipped and unnatural performance of its lead actor, and, most notably and confusingly, the strange and unexplained (at least in the film itself) physical tic shared by nearly every primary character. I saw this recently for the first time in more than a decade and […]

Product Idea #1: Spaghettiton

A skeleton, ten inches tall, made of hard spaghetti noodles. Scare the hunger from yourself by dropping the skeleton into a pot of boiling water. Eight minutes later: dinner for one. Developed in concert with food scientist Dave Wells. Also called Skelly Spaghetti. A more heavily spiced version, released only in select markets, called Smelly […]