These Are My Funnies #27: Twisted Leather

(90 seconds) “These cows, sir,” a man on TV says. His voice is clear but there is no video. We’re concerned something is wrong with the cable again. “They’re, to put it like our sign says, they’re twisted. They’ve done vile things. But that’s what makes the leather so good. Here, feel this.” The screen […]

These Are My Funnies #26: Mario Kart

(15 seconds) A man and a woman in an intimate restaurant. He wears a tie, she wears a dress. A bottle of wine and a short candle shine between them. “I invented this new game,” the man says. “I call it ‘Mario Kart.’” “I think that’s already a thing.” The man pounds the table. “It’s […]