Last night the Horse Heiress called me out of nowhere for the first time in like a year. Two years? There’s no way of knowing. She asked me to take a 6 downtown for drinks but as you know if you follow me on Twitter, I was on an unexpected vacation. “It’s been so long!” she […]
Hotdog rolled in powdered sugar
(300 seconds) We’re close on a boy’s face. He’s ecstatic, nearly screaming with joy. His hair whips and water splashes him and we are obviously in a snaking water slide. Washed out color goes dark as we enter a tunnel, then returns. Then another tunnel, then another. This time, when we reemerge into sunlight, the boy […]
(45 seconds) A room lit poorly by light through shades. A figure visible only by the sheen of his oily skin. He breathes and the telephone handset he holds rings to a connection somewhere far away. These are the only noises. “…hello?” someone says, finally. Someone tired, someone exhausted. “Did I waken thee?” our man […]
A few Fridays ago some friends came to this apartment for drinks and pizza and Smash Bros., a new game in which you command Nintendo characters to jump around a drunken stage in a drunken frenzy and attack each other in drunken ways. I use that adjective because even if you are not drunk you […]
THE ONYX SKULL! Interview here.
has risen dark and shining from the earth and whispers to you an excerpt at BULL’s website.
(210 seconds) We open on a packed auditorium. People slump in suits and shiny shoes; they are obviously near the end of a grueling day toward the end of a week-long conference. Their postures tell us that things started well and that good information is still being shared and they are learning techniques they will […]
(90 seconds) “These cows, sir,” a man on TV says. His voice is clear but there is no video. We’re concerned something is wrong with the cable again. “They’re, to put it like our sign says, they’re twisted. They’ve done vile things. But that’s what makes the leather so good. Here, feel this.” The screen […]